Is it March Madness or a Sickness?

I like college basketball just as much as the next person. In fact- it is the one time of year that you will see me sitting next to Shaun on the couch cheering for a team that in reality- I know nothing about other than the fact that they are a 12 seed beating a 5. But I do think that you have to draw the line somewhere (maybe in the puddle of drool that drips from the watchers mouth to the floor or in the trail of crumbs leading from the kitchen to the living room). In fact, I think that new legislation needs to be drawn up stating that when a person reaches a 36 game a week habit, he (or she) will be declared legally dead and their estate probate.