Ways Parenthood is Just Like College

1. You feel like you are constantly being tested.
2. Someone's always smarter than you (or at least they think they are).
3. Your roommates are slobs and they steal your food.
4. There's nothing in your bank account.
5. All-nighters.
6. You get kicked out of the library for leaving behind crumbs and creating a ruckus.
7. You never seem to be able to get the place to yourself.
8. Naps.
9. You hate your roommates music and they hate yours.
10. You can neither identify nor locate the source of that funky smell coming from your roommates closet.
11. Five in the morning is really, really early... or really, really late- depending on whether or not you've been to bed yet.
12. People talk to you while you are in the shower.
13. You're too exhausted to retain what you're reading.
14. You're wearing your college sweatshirt again... It's the cleanest thing you could find.
15. Someone always leaves the party crying.
16. Hey! How about pizza again?!
17. You think you're the only one who feels clueless.
18. You haven't had a shower since Sunday morning.